JanuMary

We have an upcoming two-week vacation coming up! Most of which, I’m sure, we will spend horizontally reading to our hearts content. So I need to get my reading list in order.

My question to you, is: What has been your favorite book to read this year?

I had a non-sex sex dream last night. By that I mean it was me, Astrid from “Fringe” and Sawyer from “Lost” in this big house trying to have a threesome. But we just couldn’t get it together like in some weird romantic comedy where you’re constantly getting cock-blocked by tea kettles going off or somebodies mother phoning up.

Anyway, at one point I took a slow-moving, motorized wheelchair (!) down this long road/pier to get some coffee and when I got back Astrid and Sawyer were having sex with each other. I was sad and hurt and got into the hot-tub to drink. The End.

I thought about this later and asked myself: Why does JJ Abrams hate me?

bendoeslife:

I think that a lot of times we confuse “can’t” with “don’t care enough to try.”